I thought Texans were tough? Are all Texans this Drop Dead Fred We’re grown ups now so piss off shirt pussy? Scared of a fuckin snake thinking it will hunt you and your family down like it’s got a vendetta against humans? Haha, snakes will not attack unless provoked, and even if you do have livestock, you can relocate them. They don’t even care about us anymore, they just moved in and told us, humans, to fuck off. My dog isn’t happy, but they just sit there and stare at her when she barks. That’s not how we do it in Texas. In Texas, that snake would not be wiggling anymore and probably wouldn’t be in one piece. Snakes will kill you, your children, your livestock, and they will eat the eggs of any fowl you have depending on the species.
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